Caroline is a professional lion-tamer. She began at the tender age of 6 years old and became the first person in Cirque de Soleil to jump through five hoops of fire backwards while Facetiming her mother. She has also mastered the art of going to bed hungry.

Many have asked her: What makes you so brave? How can you look into the gaping maw of nature's predators and make it eat circus peanuts? And how do you keep your hair so coiffed while leaping around like Tarzan?

To them, she says: phooey on youey and also do I fucking look like a lion-tamer??